Hash-Gag

(My husband and I are texting back and forth while he is on his break. Apparently Lady Gaga’s tour buses are parked across the street from where his job site is. We aren’t fans, but we start planning a way to ‘sneak backstage and take selfies with her.’)

Husband: “We can snap-chat pictures of us with our new bestie to all our friends.”

Me: “#besties #4eva #gagafever #hashtag. We don’t even know how to snap-chat.”

Husband: “I’ll get [Coworker] to teach me.”

Me: “Perfect. I’ll find some creative hash-tags to use.”

Husband: “Excellent. #bestideaeva”

Me: “#wearethecoolest”

Husband: “#winwin #cantgowrong #hashtagsareawesome”

Me: “We can document the entire journey with selfies. #chillinatworkandiseegaga #gonnatakeaselfiewithher #istheresomethingonmyface”

Husband: “#weareridiculous #whichmakesusawesome #luvya”

Me: “#sneakingbackstage #rebels #bestdatenightideaever”

Me: “#luvya2”