Good Luck Blowing Out 2000 Candles, Part 2
(My two year old cousin loves birthdays and cakes and blowing out candles, so for Christmas my aunt buys a Santa cake. Naturally, we start singing.)
All: “Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday too you! Happy birthday dear—”
Sister & I: *simultaneously* “—JESUS!”
All: “Happy birthday to you!”
(Cue the laughter, and the blowing of the candles!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
