Getting Into Bed Is The Dominant Factor For Dating
(I am on the fourth date with this girl I’ve been seeing. We go out to a nice dinner and then I drive her back to her apartment.)
Her: “So, would you finally like to spend the night?”
Me: “Um…” *excitedly* “Sure! Why not?”
Her: “Okay, well let’s head on up.”
(We go into the apartment. I get ready to get in bed.)
Her: “I would have asked you sooner, but I wanted to be sure.”
Me: “I completely understand.”
(We start to kiss.)
Her: *shouting* “WILDCARD B****ES!”
(She throws the covers over and dutch-ovens me.)
Me: “What was that for?”
Her: “I like you, and I want to keep you around for a while. So, I figured I’d establish dominance right off the bat.”
Me: “You are one sick hot chick!”
(Weirdest ending to a date night ever!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?