Getting Crabby With The Injury
(I’m sitting in the living room, and my little sister is on the other side of the room.)
Sister: “I have a crab on my leg.”
Me: “You have a… crab on your leg?”
Sister: “Yeah.” *she points to the back of her leg* “Right there.”
Me: “A crab?”
Sister: “Yeah.”
Me: “You mean a SCRAPE?”
Sister: “It WAS a scrape.”
Me: *realizes* “Ohhhh. You have a SCAB on your leg.”
Sister: “Yeah, I have a scab.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
