Fourth Time’s Not So Charming

(My boyfriend and I are talking about our plans for the next few weeks. It’s our anniversary the following Wednesday.)

Me: “So, what’s happening next Wednesday again?”

Boyfriend: “Umm…we have an accounting test?”

Me: “And?”

Boyfriend: “[New videogame] comes out?”

Me: *silence*

Boyfriend: “Oh! Oh! It’s our two year anniversary!”

Me: *even more silence*

Boyfriend: “I mean, it’s our three year anniversary, sweetheart!”