Don’t Cheese Him Off

(I’m at the stove preparing breakfast, and my husband is hanging out by the refrigerator, watching me cook.)

Me: “Hey, [Husband], do we have any cheese in the fridge?”

Husband: “No. Just a half a block of cheddar.”

Me: “…”

Me: “[Husband]. When I ask you if there’s cheese in the fridge, and there IS cheese in the fridge, I believe the correct response is ‘yes, we have cheese’!”

Husband: “WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE!”