Dollar Store Does Boobs Now

(I’m at work, chatting with my one coworker. Somehow, through the unpredictable flow of conversation, the fact that she once had a breast reduction comes up.)

Coworker: “I had five pounds of boob taken out: two-and-a-half from each one. But it was covered by my insurance, so all I had to pay was $5 for the initial visit. Oh, I just realized: it was a dollar a pound!”

(I break down laughing.)

Coworker: *grinning* “Now every time you hear that, you’re going to think of me and my big boobs!”