Devilishly Good Parkour
(A classmate of mine is an extremely skilled traceur – a practitioner of parkour – and will demonstrate tricks for us if we ask. We’re set to have a guest speaker come in today and are waiting for him to arrive.)
Me: “Hey, [Traceur], can you show us your new trick again?”
Traceur: “All right.”
(Halfway through the trick, which involves him flipping off the wall, the guest speaker comes in and sees him.)
Speaker: “…What the hell? Which demon did you have to sell your soul to be able to do that?”
(To this day, whenever he does a trick, we ask him which demon he takes parkour lessons from.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?