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Crotchety Compliments

| Romantic | January 30, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are visiting my friends at their apartment. We have just finished eating a dinner of spaghetti and garlic bread. My boyfriend points out that I have dropped some crumbs of garlic bread in my lap.)

Boyfriend: “You have a crumby crotch.”

(I blush furiously.)

Boyfriend: “I was going to say that you had a crusty crotch, but I thought it was too inappropriate.”