Couldn’t Wait For An Actual Waiter

| Right | November 27, 2014

(After classes my friends and I decide to stop and get something to eat. We are making our way through the restaurant to a table. I’m bringing up the end of the line.)

Customer: *as he grabs my arm in a punishing grip* “My friends and I have been waiting for our coffee for over twenty minutes. You had d*** well better get it for us right now or the next time I see you I’ll make d*** sure you regret it!”

Me: *scared he might hit me* “S-sure.”

(He finally lets me go and I go looking for a manager.)

Me: “The guys at that table told me that they’ve been waiting for over 20 minutes for their coffee and they’re REALLY mad.”

Manager: “Why did they talk to you about it?”

Me: “I have no idea.”

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