Comments That Can Wear You Thin

(While standing in line to check out, I grab a soda. I am 5’3″ and 110 lbs.)

Dad: “Are you sure you don’t want a diet one?”

Mom: “Did you just call her fat? You do not tell a teenage girl to go on a diet.”

Dad: “Sure, I can. It’s a daddy’s job to tell his daughters when they need to go on a diet!”