Chivalry Isn’t Dead, But Your Sex Life Is

(I’ve just come in from putting out some trash and notice a woman a few meters behind me, so I decide to wait and hold the door open.)

Female Customer: “Excuse me, what are you doing?”

Me: “I’m holding the door op–”

Female Customer: “No, you’re being sexist! That’s what you are!”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Female Customer: “You think that just because I’m a woman I can’t open a door for myself? I’ll have you know that I have been opening doors all my life.”

Me: “I don’t doubt that, ma’am. I was just trying to be polite.”

Female Customer: “Pig! I am never going to eat here again!”

(She storms off as my manager, who is also a woman, walks by.)

Manager: “God, that girl needs to get laid!”