Cheating Only Yourself

(My frenemy and I are arguing over volleyball in gym class. Whenever the other team scores a point he will start yelling and screaming at them, even when it’s clearly their point.)

Me: “[Frenemy], will you please shut up already! The other team is beating us fair and square, so be a good sport!”

Frenemy: “Well, [My Name], what do you even know about volleyball? It’s not like you play volleyball. Besides, I am the teacher’s assistant. I mark our tests. And I know my grades are better then yours, so I clearly have better logic and can see when the other team is cheating!”

(The best part is that have a ‘A’ in gym grade right now, while he’s running a ‘B’!)