Caught You Off Gourd
(My boyfriend and I are about to get intimate.)
Me: “I just want to put you in a watermelon juicer and drain you of all your juices and sip up all your milk like a boost juice.”
Boyfriend: “I want to cut you up like a pumpkin and roast you!”
Me: *horrified*
Boyfriend: “Wow… That’s not very sexy is it?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
