Cannot Produce The Pretzels

| Working | February 14, 2014

(My father has sent me to a small neighborhood grocery to buy a package of pretzels. After searching through the snack section in vain, I approach the owner.)

Me: “Where are the pretzels?”

Owner: “Did you look in produce?”

Me: “Why would pretzels be in produce?”

Owner: “What are pretzels, anyway?”

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