Breakfast On Bed

(My best friend and I have a bit of a ‘friends with benefits’ situation. One morning after we have had sex, he wakes me up with an obnoxious ringtone.)

Friend: “Get up, or we’ll be late for work!”

Me: “I need breakfast first.”

(He tosses a fast food bag at me.)

Friend: “Bon appétit.”

Me: “You should know that this is the least romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.”

Friend: “Good!”