Bacon And On

(A new restaurant, of a franchise chain I only heard of recently, opens near where I am. As I haven’t had anything to eat all day, I decide to go.)

Me: “I’ll have [Chicken Sandwich] and fries.”

Cashier: “Okay, that’ll be right out.”

(A few minutes later, I get my food. I open the sandwich to pull out the tomatoes, only to find that they gave me the wrong sandwich, the one that adds bacon. I bring the sandwich back.)

Me: “I ordered the one without bacon.”

(They took it back with an apology. They brought out another sandwich a few minutes later, and I opened it to find that they brought me the same incorrect sandwich. Rather than bug them again, I simply took the bacon off and ate it anyway.)