Although You Should Eat Your Words…

(I have dreadlocks and a large nose ring. I am working behind the repair counter of the store when my coworker has this exchange with an elderly, entitled customer.)

Customer: “People who mutilate their faces like cannibals shouldn’t be allowed to work with the public.”

Coworker: “Actually, as it turns out, he is a vegan and therefore doesn’t eat ANY meat, INCLUDING people meat!”