Absent-Hearted
Mom: *puts hand on the middle of her chest* “Can you feel your heartbeat when you do this?”
Me: “Yes, of course I can.”
Mom: “I can’t!”
Me: “What?”
Mom: “Yeah! So last night I did this, and couldn’t feel my heartbeat. So I quickly checked my pulse on my wrist to make sure I was still alive!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?