A Waxing Family Dynamic

(My parents are gay men; I was born via a surrogate. Dad #1 is a bit of a joker, while Dad #2 is more serious. One day I am attempting to wax my legs for the first time. Apparently I am doing it wrong and it hurts a LOT.)

Me: *yells* “MOTHER-F*****!”

Dad #1: *calls from the other room* “Did you call me?”

Dad #2: *to Dad #1* “You had better not be a mother-f*****!”