A Tricky Situation

| Romantic | August 14, 2013

(My husband has the maturity of a 12-year-old boy when it comes to bodily functions. One day, I use this to my advantage while he’s napping.)

Me: “Babe, I have a very serious marriage question to ask you.”

Husband: “What?”

Me: “If I unknowingly clogged a toilet, would you unclog it—”

Husband: “H*** NO!”

Me: “I thought so. Go unclog the deuce you left in the toilet so I can go pee.”

Husband: *getting out of bed* “You tricked me!”

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