A Tortuous Friendship

| CO, USA | Friendly | November 18, 2015

(My cousin is visiting my class to examine how we learn and if he wants to come next year.)

Me: “Hey, [Cousin]! How are you?”

Cousin: “Good. But something’s weird.”

Me: “What is it?”

Cousin: “I think [Friend] likes me.”

Me: “RUN. RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN! SHE IS TORTURE!”

Friend: “Who’s torture?”

Me: “I SAID RUN!”

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