A Monstrous Relationship

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling together and sweet talking.)

Boyfriend: “I’m yours, if you’ll have me.”

Me: “I’ll always have you, no matter what, love.”

Boyfriend: “Even if I bring a dragon home?”

Me: “Heck, yeah! You’re bringing a dragon!”

Boyfriend: “Even if I bring a yeti home?”

Me: “We’ll keep him in the garage.”

Boyfriend: “Even if I bring a dragon and a yeti home and they’re fighting?”

Me: “We’ll get a second garage.”

Boyfriend: “But what if I also bring Godzilla?”

Me: “I’ll be staying at my parent’s house tonight, since there’s no room for me.”

Boyfriend: “Okay. Okay. No dragon. No yeti. Just Godzilla.”

Me: “Babe… Please don’t bring Godzilla home. He’ll wreck the furniture again.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, about that… Godzilla and Mothra are outside and kinda need a place to bunk tonight…”

Me: “We need to talk.”