A Family Feud With Caramel

Me: “Dad, you know what? Once, I was eating a caramel bar and my throat got stuck together and I couldn’t breathe.”

(I expected him to give me a look like he thought I was nuts, but he nodded.)

Dad: “Yeah. Once I stuffed a caramel apple in my throat as a kid and couldn’t breathe, so I had to dig it out with my hand so I could breathe.”

Me: “WHAT?! Okay, you win.”

(When his wife came over and asked what he was talking about, and he told her, she claimed that was the stupidest thing ever to do!)