A Complete Walls-Up

(My niece, who is four years old, and our family are looking inside my sister’s house that is currently being built. My niece has been instructed that if she wants to come inside she isn’t to touch anything, especially the batting inside the walls as it is made of fiberglass and quite itchy. After the walls had been put up she was happy.)

Niece: “Yay! The pink stuff is gone! I can touch things again!”

(Noticing that the cornice hadn’t been put up yet and batting was coming out of the roof.)

Niece: “Aunty! They didn’t build it right! Your walls aren’t big enough!”