A Broken Clockwork Orange
(As a running joke between us, my boyfriend likes to check on me every night before bed to make sure I haven’t turned into an orange.)
Me: “Have you made sure I’m not an orange yet?”
Boyfriend: “I know you’re not an orange, because I keep trying to sleep and you won’t shut up! Oranges are quiet!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?