A Broken Clockwork Orange

| USA | Romantic | February 27, 2012

(As a running joke between us, my boyfriend likes to check on me every night before bed to make sure I haven’t turned into an orange.)

Me: “Have you made sure I’m not an orange yet?”

Boyfriend: “I know you’re not an orange, because I keep trying to sleep and you won’t shut up! Oranges are quiet!”

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