Future Imperfect
(I’m currently babysitting a six-year-old. I’m a girl and he’s a boy.)
Boy: “[My Name]?”
Me: “What’s up?”
Boy: “Why are you ugly?”
Me: “Because I’m you from the future.”
(A range of emotions run through his face till after two seconds.)
Boy: *surprised* “I TURN INTO A GIRL?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?