Future Imperfect

| USA | Friendly | November 13, 2015

(I’m currently babysitting a six-year-old. I’m a girl and he’s a boy.)

Boy: “[My Name]?”

Me: “What’s up?”

Boy: “Why are you ugly?”

Me: “Because I’m you from the future.”

(A range of emotions run through his face till after two seconds.)

Boy: *surprised* “I TURN INTO A GIRL?!”

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