They’re Weak As Kittens
(We have just come out of a restaurant and are headed for the car.)
Driver: “Okay, it looks like the place closes at 11 and it’s 10:45 now. We can make it but we need to go now. Hop in.”
(Passenger #1 opens the door and helps Passenger #2 into the car. While holding the door, Passenger #1 looks into the darkness around the lot.)
Passenger #1: “Oooh, kitty!”
Driver: “No! Do not get distracted by the kitty.”
Passenger #2: *climbing back out of the car* “Kitty?”
Passenger #1: *pointing* “Kitty!”
Passenger #2: “Oooh, kitty!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?