Unfiltered Story #48065

(My mom and I are in the car. We’re moving to Virginia the next day.)

Mom: “So, have I told you our new phone number yet?”

Me: “No, what is it?”

Mom: “Well, I absolutely hate it, but let’s see what you think. It’s 540-586-[number].”

Me: “O-kay, what’s wrong with it?”

Mom: “It’s despicable! 586?! Fives and eights shouldn’t interact like that!”