Unfiltered Story #326674

Saturday evening a tourist couple visited our bistro. After finishing their meal and drinking another beer they paid for it and asked me for the closes supermarket.
I told them the way to the closest one but also told them about one with a bigger selection of goods further down the road. The husband said it’s fine the other is enough and after getting up added: “we forgot to pack shampoo. I looked at his bald head and shaven face and suddenly really needed to leave the room before asking about the “we” part