Unfiltered Story #32601

(In my AP lit class, we are discussing a poem. Let it be noted that I share the surname of a famous singer from the 80’s)

Me: *Raising my hand* (Teacher’s name), What’s a Duffy?

Teacher: What’s a Jet?

Me: *Confused* An airplane, sir

Teacher:Are you an airplane?

Me: No, but a jet is

(Everyone laughed and the teacher went on to use another kid as an example to answer my question)