Unfiltered Story #32407

perth, Australia | Unfiltered | June 24, 2016

I was working as a relief education assistant out on playground duty when I noticed two boys lurching around pretending to be zombies.

Me: So are you the kind of zombies that eat brains or are you the kind of zombies that eat vegetables?

Zombie1: BRAINS!

Zombie2: VEGETABLES!

Zombie1: Well we don’t eat girls brains only boys brains

Zombie2: It’s ok we’re not eating REAL brains.

Me: well that’s alright then, you had better get back to it.

I then hightailed it to the nearest duty teacher to share what they said!

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