Unfiltered Story #32321

(I attend a fairly large high school, that has many students during its three lunches. Obviously, some people get a little wild.)

[Bag pops loudly somewhere in the cafeteria]

Me: I’m surprised that it took this long into the school year for someone to do that.

(At this point, I notice that a table close to mine has begun to mutter and giggle. Clearly, they are waiting for something)

[Second bag pops]

Student at Nearby Table: *Begins thrashing around* OH GOD! THE COPS FOUND ME! DON’T SHOOT DON’T SHOOT!

(This causes a considerable amount of laughter at nearby tables, including mine. The student earns himself several high fives)

[Third bag pops]

Student: OH GOD! OH GOD! *runs out of room*

(This made my week. Whoever you are, you are an improv genius!)