Unfiltered Story #28133

(So my sister convinced me to go to the mall with her to get some kind of make up that she ran out of. Note it’s around Halloween.)

Me: Are we there yet.

Sister: No.

Me: Are you sure.

Sister: I’m positive.

Me: Only fools are positive.

Sister: Shut up (full name).

Me: Nope.

(After walking around looking for the darn thing my sister spots a store she wants to go in.)

Sister: Oh I want to go in there.

Me: Alright let’s go in.

Sister: Oh you might want to stay out here.

Me: Why?

(Apparently there was a small Halloween prank in the front of the store. Unfortunately I stepped on it and a fake spider jumped at me. I screamed loudly.)

Sister: That’s why.