200+ Cat Puns & Jokes That Are A-Meow-zing

If you’re a cat purr-son, you’ve likely heard your fair share of kitten humor! We’ve compiled a list of the most claw-ver cat puns, because we think our kitties are a-meow-zing.

Humanity’s love for puns and cats is as old as time. In fact, ancient Egyptians, who regarded cats as magical creatures, also loved puns. Many Egyptian hieroglyphics look different, but sound the same when pronounced. This made them ideal for magic spells. You could say that cats have a meow-gical connection to us!

So, why our obsession with cats and vo-cat-bulary? It’s the purr-fect way to say thanks to our felines for the paw-sitive impact they have on our daily lives. Here’s a hiss-terical list of over 200 cat puns and jokes, just fur you!

Funny Cat Puns

1. All fur one, and one fur all!
2. You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!
3. I’m a cat purr-son, and purr-oud of it!
4. I’m feline fine!
5. Meow you’re talking!
6. The paw-sibilities are endless!
7. I’m just kitten around.
8. My cat sure is purr-suasive.
9. How do you like me meow?
10. Let me put my thinking cat on.
11. Stop stressing meow-t!

12. Stay pawsitive! Cat-itude is everything.
13. Can I have a meow-ment?
14. I can tell you have a secret! It’s kitten all over your face!
15. I beg your paw-don?!
16. Don’t be a copy-cat. Be the fur-st one!
17. Help meow-t!
18. I’ve had a claw-ful day.
19. You are a fur-midable opponent.
20. You’re freaking meow-t.

21. BFFs: Best fur-iends fur-ever!
22. Don’t be a sour-puss.
23. That’s a-meow-zing.
24. I’m feline sad.
25. Are you fur real?!
26. Wait a meow-nute, are you kitten me?
27. Meow-zel tov!
28. My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.
29. Cat-pe diem and live in the meow-ment!

Cat Jokes

30. What is a cat’s favorite day of the week?
    • Cat-urday!
31. How do cats greet each other?
    • Meow are you doing?
32. What are a cat’s favorite oceans?
    • The Cat-lantic and Purr-cific Oceans
33. What are a cat’s favorite seas?
    • The Cat-ribbean and Meow-diterranean Seas
34. Why did the cats ask for a guitar?
    • They wanted to make mew-sic.
35. Why did the cats get on stage?
    • To star in Cats: The Mew-sical
36. What is a cat’s favorite landmark?
    • The Egyptian purr-amids
37. What’s a cat’s favorite reality show?
    • Real Mouse-wives of Cat-lanta
38. Where do wilderness cats live?
    • Up in the meow-ntains.
39. What horror movie do cats love?
    • Purr-anormal Activity

40. What’s a cat’s favorite sports car?
    • A Furr-ari
41. Why are cats good at math?
    • They love fur-mulas and cat-culations!
42. If cats taught school, what would they be called?
    • Purr-fessors
43. What do lazy cats do?
    • The bare meow-nimum
44. Why don’t cats like online shopping?
    • They prefer meow-l order cat-alogues.
45. What word do millennial cats overuse?
    • Litter-ally
46. What do you call a funny cat?
    • Hiss-terical
47. Why did the cat get fined?
    • It was caught litter-ing
48. What’s the best medicine for cat allergies?
    • An anti-hiss-tamine

49. What’s every kitten’s favorite movie?
    • The Little Purr-maid
50. What’s the worst kind of cat?
    • A cat-astrophe
51. What’s a disaster caused by cats?
    • A cat-aclysm
52. What do you call a confused cat?
    • Purr-plexed
53. What do cats think of humans?
    • They’re in-fur-rior beings.
54. How do you know a cat is educated?
    • It uses excellent vo-cat-bulary!
55. What happens if you forget to buy cat food?
    • Beg for fur-giveness
56. What are a cat’s favorite video controls?
    • Paw-se and Fast Fur-ward
57. How did you apologize to your cat for cursing?
    • I have a foul meow-th. Paw-don my language!
58. What does a cat say after a good nap?
    • I feel as good as mew!

59. How does a cat wizard say hello?
    • Have a meow-gical day!
60. Why are cats natural bakers?
    • They can make a cake from scratch.
61. What did the cat say at the concert?
    • That’s mew-sic to my ears!
62. What did the impatient cat say?
    • Any minute meow…
63. What did the adventurous cat say?
    • It’s meow or never!
64. What do you call a cat who misbehaves?
    • Faux-paw
65. What did the angry cat say?
    • Oh, paw-lease!
66. What did the skeptical cat say?
    • Purr-haps…
67. What did the humorless cat say?
    • These puns are a-paw-ling.
68. What did the introverted cat say?
    • Un-fur-tunately, I’ll be unable to attend.
69. What does an optimistic cat say?
    • So fur, so good!

70. Why is your cat the boss?
    • Be-claws it said so!
71. What is a cat’s favorite color?
    • Purr-ple
72. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?
    • An alley cat
73. What is a cat ballerina’s favorite move?
    • A purr-ouette
74. What do cats wear to smell good?
    • Purr-fume!
75. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
    • Claw and Order.
76. What do cats sing at the baseball game?
    • Take meow-t to the ball game!
77. If your cat was an artist, what would they paint?
    • Self paw-traits
78. What is a cat’s favorite Star Trek phrase?
    • Live long and paws-per!
79. What is a cat’s favorite Star Wars phrase?
    • I’ve got a bad feline about this…
80. What’s a cat’s favorite book?
    • The Great Cats-by

Cat Name Puns

81. A-mew-lia Earhart
82. Aretha Fur-anklin
83. Benjamin Fur-anklin
84. Cat Benatar
85. Cat-lie Jenner
86. Cat-niss Everdeen
87. Cat-pernicus
88. Cat-skade

89. Cat-vin Harris
90. Cat-zilla
91. Cindy Claw-ford
92. Cat-alie Portman
93. Cleo-cat-ra
94. Dolly Purr-ton
95. Erwin Schroding-purr
96. Fur-anz Lizst
97. Fur-ederic Chopin

98. Harry Paw-ter
99. Kim Kat-dashian
100. Kitty Purry
101. Leonardo Di-Cat-rio
102. Luke Skywalk-purr
103. Marsh-meow-llo
104. Meow-donna
105. Meow-ly Cyrus
106. Meow-rilyn Monroe
107. Meow-tin Garrix
108. Meow-ya Angelou

109. Meow-zart
110. Notorious C.A.T.
111. O-purr Winfrey
112. Paw McCartney
113. Paw-blo Pi-cat-sso
114. Purr-fessor Dumbledore
115. Purr-fessor Meow-gonagall
116. Purr-ter Robinson

117. Santa Claws
118. Sir Isaac Mew-ton
119. Ti-meow-thee Chalamet
120. Will Fur-ell
121. William Shakes-paw
122. Yo-Yo Meow

Cat Birthday Puns

123. You’re how old?! You’ve gato be kitten me.
124. Happy purr-thday!
125. Have a purr-fect birthday!
126. It’s time to paw-ty!
127. Happy birthday to one cool cat.
128. Another birthday?! Im-paw-ssible!
129. Turn up the mew-sic and let’s get this paw-ty started!
130. Wishing you a paw-some birthday!

Cat Food Puns

131. Avo-cat-o (avocado)
132. Baked purr-tato (baked potato)
133. Bis-cat-ti (biscotti)
134. Boba Mew-lk Tea (boba milk tea)
135. Cat-fe A-meow-ricano (cafe americano)
136. Cat-fe Meow-cchiato (caffe macchiato)
137. Cat-fe Meow-cha (caffe mocha)
138. Cat-lifornia Roll (california roll)

139. Cat-purr-cino (cappuccino)
140. Cat-su Curry (katsu curry)
141. Cat-sup (ketchup / catsup)
142. Cinna-meow-n Roll (cinnamon roll)
143. De-cat-ffeinated Coffee (decaffeinated coffee)
144. Fo-cat-cia (focaccia)
145. Frank-fur-ter (frankfurter)
146. Fur-tune Cookies (fortune cookies)

147. Ham-purr-ger (hamburger)
148. Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)
149. Mice Crispies (rice crispies)
150. Meow-carons (macarons)
151. Meow-tini: shaked, not purred (martini: shaken, not stirred)
152. Nyan bread (naan bread)
153. Paw-pcorn (popcorn)

154. Paws-ta (pasta)
155. Pep-purr-mint Patties (peppermint patties)
156. Purr-ito (burrito)
157. Purr-secco (prosecco)
158. Strawberry Purr-fait (strawberry parfait)
159. Ta-meow-go (tamago)
160. Tem-purr-a (tempura)
161. Tira-meow-su (tiramisu)
162. To-meow-toes (tomatoes)
163. Water-meow-lon (watermelon)

Pun Cat Words

164. Cat (What’s with the bad cat-titude?)
165. Kitten (Are you kitten me?)
166. Meow (Meow-ch, that hurts!)
167. Mew (Very a-mew-sing.)
168. Fur (I totally fur-got!)
169. Purr (That’s just purr-fect.)
170. Paw (Press the paw-se button!)
171. Claw (The food was clawful!)
172. Feline (I hope you’re feline better!)

Romantic Valentine’s Day Cat Puns & Pickup Lines

173. I love you, meow and fur-ever!
174. You’re un-fur-gettable.
175. You’ve got me feline good!
176. Meow you doin’?
177. You look won-fur-ful tonight.
178. Have I told you how paw-some you are?
179. You’re purr-fect just the way you are.
180. We were meant to be; our relationship was kitten in the stars!
181. I only have eyes fur you.

182. I love your purr-sonality.
183. Will you meow-y me?
184. Whisker me away.
185. You are so purr-ty.
186. You’re paw-sitively glowing.
187. Do I know you? You look fur-miliar.
188. You’re the cat’s paw-jamas!
189. Let’s not fight, baby. I’d rather hiss and make up.
190. I’ve got felines for you.
191. You look meow-velous, darling!

Christmas & New Year Cat Puns

192. What is a cat’s favorite Christmas song?
     • All I Want For Christmas Is Mew
193. What did the cat say to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
     • You’ll go down in hiss-story.
194. What do cats say to each other on Christmas?
     • Meow-y Christmas!
195. What do cats wish each other around Christmas?
     • May your days be meow-y and bright!
196. What is a cat’s favorite Santa song?
     • Santa Claws Is Coming To Town

197. What do cats say every January 1st?
     • Happy Mew Year!
198. What is a cat’s favorite Christmas carol?
     • Deck The Paws With Bells & Holly, Fur La La La La, La Paw Paw Paw
199. What is a cat’s favorite Spanish Christmas song?
     • Fleas Navidad
200. Why do cats like Christmas?
     • Because they’re feline festive!
201. What do cats like the most about Christmas?
     • Getting Christmas purr-sents
202. What do cats say in December?
     • Happy Paw-lidays!