Some People (And Pups) Have No Appreciation For Art
I have set up a stall at the Christmas Market within the Spedale degli Innocenti’s courtyard, ready to sell my rust-print cloths, which are both unique and fairly expensive. While I’m busy showing off a tablecloth to a customer, I hear my partner shout.
Partner: “No! Go away! Bad dog!”
I turn around and see him waving his “anti-theft staff” around menacingly, placing himself between the napkins pile and a yapping Maltese dog lunging toward them. The dog’s owner is busy having a call.
Me: “Hey there. Can you please rein in the dog before he smacks my things down?”
The owner gasps as she snatches her dog up and holds it away from our sight.
Woman: “How dare you?! She just wanted to say hello!”
Partner: “It was trying to say ‘hello’ by ripping all these cloths to shreds. I had to react.”
Woman: “Well, it’s not like they’re worth much, anyway.” *Points at a napkin* “How much is this worth? I bet I could buy this all with pocket change.”
Me: “The napkins? 40€ each, and the tablecloths are worth 200€. Do you know why? I make these personally with rust powder and ash. They’re unique. They are not puppy pads.”
The woman blushed and ran away without much incident. Still, loose and untrained dogs shouldn’t be allowed out!