Your Prank Got Spanked
(This happened to a friend of mine who owns a gun shop.)
Friend: “Hello, this is–”
Caller: *twelve year old sounding voice* “Your mom!”
Friend: “What?”
Caller: “What your mom said.”
Friend: “A prank caller are we?”
Caller: *mocking tone* “A prank caller are we?”
Friend: “Do your parents know what you’re doing? Because I have caller ID and I can call them back later.”
Caller: “My parents are out of town… duuuhhh!”
Friend: “You must have absolutely no idea what kind of store you just called, then.”
Caller: “A GAY store?”
(My friend puts the phone down and opens the locker behind the counter and retrieves a shotgun. He holds it next to the phone and pumps the action.)
Friend: “Can you guess now?”
Caller: “…”
Friend: “You know, your caller ID gave me a first and last name. All I need to do is open a phone book and I can find your address.”
Caller: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?