Those Monthly Marriage Fees Will Getcha

(My husband and I are joking about the cost of some of his supplies for college, including a new laptop.)

Me: “Man, honey! You are an expensive date!”

Husband: “No, I’m not an expensive date. In fact, I’m relatively cheap!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Oh, really?”

Husband: “Yeah! It’s just the upkeep that’s costly!”