The Real Crux Of The Issue
Romantic
| March 6, 2014
(My gentleman friend is trying to find something on my kitchen table, and in the process drops and breaks my George Foreman grill. His eyes go wide and immediately apologizes.)
Friend: “Oh, man. I am so sorry. I will get you a new one. But that one was obviously a horcrux and I just saved all of our lives.”
Me: “So you are telling me that my grill actually contained a piece of a dark wizard’s soul?”
Friend: “Yes… Yes, it did.”
Me: “Sounds legit. Thank you for saving me!”
(He’s a keeper!)
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