He’s (The Great) Beyond Help
(We are discussing social cues in Jane Austen’s “Sense and Sensibility.”)
Professor: “Catherine is incapable of understanding social cues. There are various ways that we act in different situations, and some of them aren’t always appropriate.”
Classmate: “You mean… because some people are rude?”
Professor: “Not exactly. I, for example, have a problem with laughing at funerals.”
Me: “…What?!”
Professor: “It’s not what you think! I was at the funeral of my dearly beloved’s funeral, and while the coffin was there, I looked across the street. There was this strip mall there, and suddenly I saw Bed, Bath…” *dramatic pause* “…and BEYOND!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?