Unfiltered Story #67165

Unfiltered | April 26, 2016

(I’m working the register when a woman approaches the counter.)

Customer: *mumbles something I can’t understand*

Me: Hmm? Sorry, what did you say?

Customer: I just wanted to say that you have a nice face. But if you lost a few pounds you could be so beautiful!

Me: Excuse me?

Customer: You’re face is nice! But you’d be really beautiful if you lost some weight.

Me: You’re… talking about me?

Customer: Yes. Just 1 or 2 pounds dear.

Me: *stares blankly for about 30 seconds* I honestly do not know what to say to that.

(I finished the rest of the transaction as quickly as possible. What a b****!)