Unfiltered Story #47890

(I’m playing Legos with my little brother. I love to tease my brother, and he hates it.)

Me: “Ok, so these are my pieces, and these are your pieces. Ok?”

Brother: *eyes piece that’s shaped like a skeleton* “Why am I that guy? I don’t like him!”

Me: “Tough. He’s your piece!”

(We continue assembling our buildings. My brother ignores the skeleton piece, so when he’s not looking, I quietly slip it into his building. When we finish, he looks inside his building and sees it there.)

Brother: “…”

Me: *acting surprised* “Oh! I wonder how that got there? I guess he really wants to be yours!”

Brother: *takes it out and flings it across the room behind the couch* “No!”