Unfiltered Story #47833

I’m home visiting my family and our dog Aramis. He’s a mix of different breeds and very social, so whenever someone is sitting on the couch he makes sure to lie down on the floor right by their feet. This happened one day while both my sister and I was sitting on the couch reading, and the dog was sleeping on the floor by my sister’s feet.

*Suddenly my sister jerks her head up and looks confused.*

Me: what?

*She doesn’t answer at once, but wrinkles her nose and starts to look disgusted*

Sister: …Aramis!

Me: He farted, didn’t he.

Sister: Yes, he did.

*Aramis looks up and wags his tail happily, which doesn’t really help*

Sister: My god. That gas is what killed the dinosaurs back in the days, I’m sure of it.