Unfiltered Story #47721

(My dad and I are both on our computers. He is reading a news article entitled something like, “Pole vaulter condemns homosexuality” )

Me *turns around and looks at news article* “What the heck does homosexuality have to do with pole vaulting”

Dad: *not missing a beat* “It’s a euphemism.”

Me: *laughs hysterically* “Pole vaulting…IF you know what I mean.”