Unfiltered Story #32254

Unfiltered | January 22, 2016

(Please note, this is the first day of class, the professor is holding out on doing attendance until the end, and I haven’t taken any classes with her before. Currently, she’s going through some semester assignments.)

Professor: *asks a question regarding current assignment*

Me: *answers*

Professor: “Yes, that’s exactly it [Me].”

Me: *mostly under breath* “How did she..?”

Professor: *apparently having heard me* “I’m sorry, what was that, [Me]?”

Me: “How did you get my name already?”

Professor: “NSA.”