Is There A Starbucks Tour Of The Island?
I run tours around the area from a fancy resort in Jamaica. One of the tours is the exploration of a cave by the beach, which involves a little bit of swimming. I meet the tour group the night before at the resort and explain how it all works.
In the morning, I meet the tour group on the beach and hand out life jackets. A middle-aged woman not dressed for getting wet looks up from her phone, and she seems confused.
Tourist: “What is this for?”
Me: “For the cave swim tour, ma’am.”
Tourist: “You never told me we would have to swim!”
Me: “I explained at the resort that the tour involved exploring swimming into a cave.”
Tourist: “You should have been clearer!”
Me: “Ma’am, the tour is for the exploration of a natural cave that can only be accessed through the ocean. The name of the tour is the ‘Cave Swim Tour’. I don’t know how much clearer I could have been.”
Tourist: “I thought there would be like a guest path or something! What if I needed to use the restroom or stop for a coffee?”
Me: “…I don’t think this is the tour for you, ma’am.”