New Year’s Resolution: Get A Brain

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Customer’s Attitude

| Right | January 16, 2014

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Special Sneak Peek: Not Always Friendly!

Not Always Friendly | Right | January 16, 2014

Not Always FriendlyHey Friends, just a reminder that Not Always Friendly launches this Monday, January 20th!

Not Always Friendly is the latest addition to our family of funny sites and features stories about friends, acquaintances, and strangers who are not always friendly – including friends behaving in funny/interesting ways, frenemies (friendly rivals or “friends” who aren’t really friends), bad-mannered strangers and more!

Not Always Friendly doesn’t launch until January 20, so no stories will be visible until then, but we’d like to invite you today for a sneak peek of the site. While at the site, share your story and you’ll have a chance to be one of the first stories to be featured.

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Didn’t See The Kicker

| Pensacola, FL, USA | Right | January 16, 2014

(My girlfriend is a cashier, and I am a customer in her line. There’s a customer in front of me, giving her a hard time. He writes a check and hands it to her.)

Girlfriend: “I’m sorry, sir, but our system has declined your check.”

Customer: “What? I’m a millionaire! That’s not possible!”

Girlfriend: “Well, actually, I think it’s because the license and check are from different states. It’s to prevent identity theft.”

Customer: “Well, thank you for nothing, worthless b****! I know you did this on purpose!”

Girlfriend: “Sir, I can assure you I didn’t. Now. Do you have another form of payment?”

Customer: “No! You d*** b****! You’re just being totally worthless! Why don’t we take this out to the parking lot?”

Me: “Oh, can I film that?”

Girlfriend: *smiling* “Absolutely.”

Customer: “What the h*** are you talking about?”

Me: “Oh, didn’t you know? She’s a championship kickboxer. I just want to film her kicking your a**.”

(The customer huffs and stomps away.)

Girlfriend: “Aw, why did you scare him off? I was looking forward to that.”

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Wouldn’t Want To Be In Their Shoes

| Stockholm, Sweden | Right | January 16, 2014

(I work for the post office at their retail support. We take calls from our retail stores. Outside of every store there are postboxes. They are locked with a special key that only post office employees have. It’s a Saturday afternoon.)

Me: “Welcome to retail support. You are talking to [My Name]. What can I help you with?”

Caller: “Hi. It is [Name] from [Retail Store]. There are two guys here and they have a question. You see, they were fighting outside and one of them got so angry that he took the other person’s shoes and put them in the postbox. So, they wonder what we can do?”

Me: “Excuse me… Did you just say someone put another person’s shoes in the postbox?”

Caller: “Yeah, I know. I can’t stop laughing. One of the guys’ dads is here and wonders if there is anything we can do?”

Me: “Yeah. I can send someone out to your store to open the postbox for them. But, since the customer himself has put something in the box that shouldn’t be there, they will be charged. Else they will have to wait till next time the box will be emptied.”

Caller: “Okay. Wait a second.”

(The employee gives the information to the customer and comes back to me.)

Caller: “They say they will wait until Monday for it to get opened. Thank you for your help. Bye!”

Me: *feeling confused* “Bye…”

Coworker: “Did I just hear what I thought I heard?”

Me: “Yep…”

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