The 99%
(Usually, I cashier at my store. It is slow, so I am called to work on the floor.)
Customer: *recognizing me* “Oh, hey, I didn’t know you worked on the floor!”
Me: “It’s slow, so they put me to work out here.”
Customer: “I’m surprised they didn’t just send you home. This place is a graveyard at this time!”
Me: *laughing* “Afraid they don’t do that. If you have a pulse and can stand in one place, you’re good for work!”
Customer: “But you do go home right?”
Me: *jokingly* “Home? No, they have a big cage in the back where they lock us up overnight until they need us again.”
Customer: *horrified* “Well, I never! I’m never shopping here again if they use slaves!” *storms away before I can say I am only kidding*
(My shift ends and I’m leaving. I overhear the managers talking.)
Manager #1: “Some woman called to complain about our slaves.”
Manager #2: *grinning* “Dang, how’d she find out about that?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?