Getting Yourself Into A Pickle

(My first year of college, my best friend and I are hanging out in my dorm with my roommate. We are sitting on her bed while she is trying to open a jar of pickles (which my best friend hates). She has been struggling with the lid for the last five minutes.)

Best Friend: “Here, I’ll open it for you.”

(My roommate hands the jar to her. My best friend then amazingly opens the jar, and she bounces the bed accidentally as she does so, causing the pickle juice to spill out and all over her. She jumps up as my roommate and I start laughing hysterically.)

Best Friend: “MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! IT’S GETTING ON MY BOOB!”